Life of the Titanium

January42012

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December292011

rule 1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

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7AM

peetaah:

that moment when your reputation is so bad that the KKK has to release a statement saying they want nothing to do with you.

hahaha rejected by the KKK

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December282011

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December272011

My family when someone wakes up before anyone else:

Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.

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December252011

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December242011

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10PM

What if Santa is real, but nobody is good enough to receive presents

lmaogtfo:

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Haha.earth sucks

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10PM

Man if it gets any hotter in here

I’m volunteering to walk to hell to cool off. I’m sweating like a fat kid with too many food choices and a few seconds to choose

8AM

It’s a man’s obligation to stick hie boneration in a woman’s separation.this sort of penetration will increase the population for the younger generation

Tags: /south park

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